Walking Missy
A girl wants to walk her pet dog.She asks her mum., ”Mum, can I walk Missy?”
The mum replies, ”Um Missy’s on heat”.
The girl asks ,”What does on heat mean?”
Mum replies, ”Go and ask your father”.
So the girl walks into the garage where her dad is fixing the car. She asks if she can walk Missy, and points out that her mum says Missy is on heat. Rather than explain the works of nature the father takes a rag stained with petrol and attaches it round the dogs rear end. He then says ” You can only walk Missy round the block ONCE, then we have to ‘refuel’ her. DONT take the dog of the lead.
So…the little girl walks off with Missy’ only to return,ten minutes later, with just her lead. The father angrily asks ” Where’s the dog?”!
The little girl laughs and says, ”Dont worry Daddy.She ran out of fuel halfway round the block. so another dog is pushing her home”.
Hahahahahah
Much Love M
Dogs will be dogs…right morv?.lol. very funny..thanks for the giggle. 🙂 🙂
ha ha haaaaa!!!!!!! I laughed so much I’m nearly crying…thank you for sharing
you get worse morv but it did make me giggle xxx
pushing her?? love it hahahaha hugs x
hahahhahahaha morv xxx
Yes good one morv hehehe ….
hahahahahaha morv xoxox