HELGA’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip..
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked..
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
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ha ha ha, how did you save the 1600 lives? I imagine by letting the captain have his way with you ,right?
God will get me for this Beatrice, but tell us are you blond? LOL
Hahahahah,welsh,very funny.
This is hilarious and very timely for me. We are departing Friday for a seven day cruise. I will have to keep my eye on the captain; see how attentive he is to my wife and vice-versa.
hahhahha enjoy the trip OB
Really enjoyed reading Helga’s diary . LOL
Fun read welsh lol
hahhahahahah you silly narna! sooooo funny thanks xxxxxxx M
too funny welshy,,,you always bring a smile and a funny,, thanks xxxxx Adel
I must have read this 3 times and laughed out loud all 3 times.
paul loved helgas diary, you always make laugh,a great sense of humor lani xx