Romantic Times

Romantic Times

(Sent to me by a friend (Author Unknown))

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one
afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While
sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at
her companion and said, “I remember when you used
to kiss me every chance you had.”

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and
gave her a peck on the cheek. Then she said, “I also
remember when you used to hold my hand at every
opportunity.”

The old man again feeling obligated reached over
and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly
woman then stated, “I also remember when you
used to nibble on my neck and send chills down
my spine.”

This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face
and started to get up off the couch. As he began
to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, “Was
it something I said? Where are you going?”

The old man looked at her and replied, “I’m going in
the other room to get my teeth!”