You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
You ski uphill.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.
You lick your coffee pot clean.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
People get dizzy just watching you.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don’t tan, you roast.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”
🙂 :)..:)
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my goodness if this doesn’t remind me of someone near and dear to our hearts!!!!….i think i’ll send her a message to let her know you are writing about her..hahhhahhaa
good post,shadz…gave me my first laugh of the day..xxxxxx
I did the post for our “near and dear to our hearts” kat! I dont think she reads the blogs unless she is blogging one herself!. I thought i would get away with it…i forgot about you…will i never learn? haha….I must be improving if i gave you your first laugh of the day! woooohoooo!! lol. 🙂 🙂 x
haha…not getting away with that from me either Shads. But all me…except for the energizer bunny….the little bugga is still quicker…:-) x
hahaahahahaahha shads, kat and Faye, love it xxxxx
What does the phrase “too much coffee” mean? Is it in a foreign language??
This does not compute.
Never drink the stuff shads so its not me …..loved it mac
“You can outlast the Energizer Bunny!” LOL Great post!
never drink coffee shads. tea and more tea for me.
ha ha good one Shads…no wonder I drink tea lol x
I was so wrong! The coffee drinker does read the blogs!! I knew she did really but wanted to see if the coffee drinker would come out and play…yep..she did haha!.
Lol? you are best asking that question to a coffee drinker 🙂
Tans..mac..jcb…like you i am a tea drinker Yorkshire tea is my preferance but will drink anthing if its offered lol.
wanda? i dont know what an Energizer Bunny is? how sad is that.
I am sorry i have had to reply this way..my lappy is jumping all over the place so rather than not reply…i put you all together…clever thinking eh! LOL. 🙂 🙂
Ha, ha! It has put me in a good mood that will last for the rest of this day! Thanks for sharing!