Crazy Ethel
If you don’t laugh at this one, you’re dead!
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
‘STOP!,’ he shouted in a firm voice. ‘Have you got a license for that thing?’
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him.
‘OK’ he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
A s she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted ‘STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?’
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said ‘On your way, Ma’am.’
A s Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
Butt- Naked, and holding his ‘You-Know- What’ in his hand.
‘Oh, good grief,’ yelled Ethel,
‘Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!’
Oh my oh my hahahahahaha that has got to be the funniest blog I have ever read, I cracked a rib laughing hahahahahahaha
made me laugh!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chris im with crumble on this one ,xxxx
lololol chrissie brilliant
Ohhhhhhh Chrissie what can I say……..gobsmacked………funny funny funny……hey Chrissie, where is that nursing home, i’ll get my name down. lol xxx
bloody hilliarouos love sue
Lol!
Fell off my chair laughing – hysterical post xox
thats one cracking blog chrissiethank you xx
hahahhahaa xxx