PENIS VAN LESBIAN
~ Cute Old Story~
A good looking man walked into the agent’s office in Hollywood and said ,” I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right Credentials.
The agent asked, ”What’s your name?”
The guy said,” my name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, ” Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name.”
” I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.”
The agent said,” Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I’m telling you, you will HAVE to change your name or I will not be able to represent you.”
” So be it! I guess we will not do business together,” the guy said and he left the agent’s office.
Five years later….The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a cheque for $50, 000. The agent is awe- struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed……
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become a actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name.
I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed a cheque is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
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where do you find them lol xx
haha that is a secret …Ann xx
Nice one anne hahaha xx
Thank you Jack hahaha x
Hahahahahha ann, good on one xxx
LOL Thank you Skippy xxxx..
HaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa!!! really good one!!!
LOL Thank you maggiess….glad you liked it !!!!
Good one Ann – enjoyed that – started my day off with a giggle – just the way I like it!! xxxx
Thank you Lina…I hope you are well xx
Love it Ann!! Another awesome one 🙂
Thank you ‘j’ hahaha
Very funny 🙂
LOL millie thanks…Ann
lololol Ann
lol Paddy thank you…
hysterical Ann xox
Pleased that you liked it foreveryoung xox
Loved it, very funny
Thank you dondriving…..Ann
Well, it is a story and since it was pretty incredible, I checked some facts. The story was made up for a but it seems that Penis Van Lesbian was a nickname used a lot for DickVan Dyke and the Mary Tyler Moore Show crew. I think the real story is more interesting and they acted so innocent. Behind the scenes they were having more fun than the audience ever had. i did like that show and Dick Van Dyke is a superlative, multi talented performer.
Ann, This is really a great story and Rose I agree Dick Van Dyke is a really multi talkented actor and also loved the Dick Van Dyke show and the movies he was in. 🙂
I don’t particularly care about the ‘real’ story, lol. Dick Van Dyke? haha, how clever…but, I will never hear that name again without remembering this post Tania, loved it!