SHORT STORIES
SCOTTISH WEDDING
At the Scottish wedding reception the D. J. yelled….
” Would all married men please stand next to the one person who made your life worth living.”
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
SEX
Condom’s don’t guarantee safe sex anymore….A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
NEW BOOK
A man goes into the Borders and asks the young lady assistant,” Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?”
She replies,” I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”
”That’s the one; I’ll take a copy….”
PREGNANT PROSTITUTE
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute,” Do you know who the father is?”
” For goodness sake, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?”
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hahhah Tania now i see why Paddy loves this site
hahaha yes Siarah we all do
omg Ann u have made HER laff she has fought with me all morning lolololol its agood one Ann
Thanks for the jokes. Some jokes are alays fun. thanks.
you are welcome roseinbloom I like fun.
Good ones
Glad you liked them myhurtingback x
interesting blog
thank you beatrice
Tania you are getting better all the time
Lofty I am not sure lol..but thank you
Good one,anne,xxxxx
Thank you flowersun xxx
hahahahhha ann xxx
hahaha skippy ♥
Hahahahahaha!!! 😆
LOL PamfromTX xx….