THIS IS GOOD.
My daughters and I going out to dine
All dressed up and looking fine
Then came the words I didn’t want to hear
” Mum, you’ve lost your bum”…oh dear
My bum has gone I know not where
Searched high and low but it’s just not there
On top of the fridge and under the table
I’d climb on the roof if I was able
So I guess I have to face the fact
What once was round is now quite flat
If you see my bum please send it home
And I promise I’ll no longer moan
About saggy boobs and knees that creak
Old lady legs and eyes getting weak
How did this happen? I’m not old
But I shouldn’t complain, I’m still alive
And my Girl On the Inside is just twenty five
Anon
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Ah to be 25 again – knowing what I know now!!!!! lol xxx
I agree with that statement Lina…
Oh to have a small Bum again lol well done Tania another good one xxx
So do I Roseanne lol Thank you xo
hehehehehhe xxx
Thank you Skips hee hee
Tania you certainly come up with some good ones
Thanks Lofty.
lol loved it! I think i’m 18 till I pass a mirror and then my world is shattered! who invented mirrors any way!!
Oh, maggies123 ,don’t look in the mirror they lie lol
Good one,anne,thank you for sharing,xxxxx
Thanks flowersun xoxox
Enjoyed the read. Thanks, Tania x
You can have my bum ann – I will gladly relinquish it LOL And yes Oh to be 25 again xo