SHORT STORIES
POOR LANCE ARMSTRONG –
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs, I couldn’t even find my flipping bike.
DRIVE BY
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.
SICK BA*****.
SCAM
I just got scammed out of $25. I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled ” My Favourite 18 Holes”. Turns out it’s about golf.
Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don’t get scammed. Best Regards
Charlie Sheen.
SO TRUE
Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of The Story:
In life, no one helps you once you’ve been screwed.
SEX RESEARCH ( could be handy)
If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome!
EASYJET
Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight. The operator asks, ” how many people are flying with you?”
Paddy replies, ”I don’t know! it’s your bloody plane,”
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Oh my goodness, where ever you found them…MORE PLEASE….they certainly had me chucking Tania…always good to have a laugh xxx
It is good to laugh crumble…thank you…Ann xox
to be truthful av lost the urge ANN
hahaha tania loved it xxx
haha thank you cath xx…
I do like the “Drive By” one. Just my evil sense of humour I suppose,
Yes I can imagine Way LOL thank you…
Love it Ann..The “drive by” is right up my alley 😀
Glad you liked it ‘j’ thank you…Ann
Ann how i’d love to be able to do more of my short stories all fictonal; but wellll lolopl say no mor say no more lolol
to be truthful av lost the urge ANN
Oh, Dear, Paddy dunno what to say…ANN
tania couldnt have done bettter hunny, just great thanks xx
Thank you john, Ann xx
hahahahhaha ann, keep them coming! xxx
hahah Skippy xxx
lol Good ones xx
Thank you grandma ….xx…Ann
Each story very short! AND very funny!
Pleased you liked them KayBee, thank you!
Great stuff!
LOL Thanks maggiess123..
ummmm is it ann or tania lol x
Real name is Ann lol