Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, Ive had this fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him:
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said..
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain’t nobody under there now!’
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
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hahahhaahhhaa faye xxx
Simple solution! lol And saved money too. Very funny story!
OMG Faye hahahahahhahahahaha love it so hows u doll
hahahha faye loved it. xx
Faye, thanks. Sometimes a simple solution is available to seemingly huge problems. LOL 🙂
LOL. Thank you, Faye. x
Nice one faye xx
lol
Well I was going to say nobody could get under my bed only maybe A mouse , mind you that might scare you Faye even more Sorry Peggy Xxxx
Thanks for comments all. This one just tickled my fancy and Im all for saving money where I can. Now off to find my saw….xx
Good one!