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tania posted an update 6 years ago
Bunch of Cows
Camper: “Look at that bunch of cows.”
Farmer: “Not bunch, herd.”
Camper: “Heard what?”
Farmer: “Of cows.”
Camper: “Sure I’ve heard of cows.”
Farmer: “No, I mean a cowherd.”
Camper: “So what if they heard? I have no secrets from cows!” -
tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
LOVE STAYSA nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. “Your son is here,” she said to the old man. She had to repeat the…
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Have read this one before and found it lovely to read it again, thank you
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Really touching – Thank you Tania.
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE GREEDY BOYSam and Tom were identical twins. They were so identical that even their mother found it difficult to distinguish one from the other, at least…
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Good one
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I can relate to this one – as a youngster I carried a lot more weight than I should, but at the same time I always entered all school races – and it took a while for me to learn that it wasn’t the 100yard dash that suited me, but the 220 and 440.
I didn’t win many of these either, but I did finish!- View 1 reply
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weather, did it rain a lot? He said;
“See those mountains over there” and he pointed to them.’
I replied, “Yes.”
“Well,” he replied, “.. if you can’t see those… Read more -
tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE OBSTACLE IN OUR PATHThe obstacle in our path In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see…
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.
When the interview was over the interviewer told him that all applicants had to complete a test. The interviewer took a piece of paper and drew six vertical lines in pairs of two on the paper and placed it in front of the Irishman.
“Could you please show me a… Read more
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
HELPING HANDSA mother, wishing to encourage her son’s progress at the piano, bought tickets to a performance by the great Polish pianist Ignace Paderewski. When the…
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Lovely, Tania
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Wise words
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were out fishing in a boat on a lake together and doing very well.
‘This is a terrific spot for fishing,’ said the Englishman. ‘How will we know where this spot is next time?’
‘I’ve thought of that,’ said The Scotsman, ‘I’ve just put a mark on the side of the boat.’
‘You idiot,’ said the Irishman,… Read more
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUTIt was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated…
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Lovely story, if only more were like this in our world
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I agree 5mintbreak, Thank you
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
‘I always stir my tea with my left hand,’ said The Englishman.
‘I always stir my tea with my right hand,’ said The Scotsman.
How about you?’ the Irishman was asked.
‘Oh me?’ said the Irishman, ‘I always use a spoon.’
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