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tania posted an update 6 years ago
A MAN AND HIS LITTLE NEPHEW WERE IN LINE AT THE MOVIES.
The little boy was standing in front of his uncle and in front of the little boy was a very large woman with a very wide behind stretched from one side to the other.
Well, the little boy looked at the woman’s behind and looked up at his uncle. Afraid the little boy was about to say… Read more1 Comment-
LOL 🙂
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it… Read more -
tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE LITTLEST FIRE FIGHTERIn Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she…
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I’ve never been known to be sentimental but , as I finished reading this , my eyes were wet.
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE PRETTY ONEIt had been a very long night. Our black Cocker Spaniel, Precious, was having a difficult delivery. I lied on the floor beside her large…
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Lovely one Tania, have read a version of this one, great lesson for all.
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Thank you 5mintbreak….yes, I guess there are other versions.
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE PINK DRESSThere was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.…
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Think mine is a fallen Angel..
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Thank you irishnan….I hope you do have one…
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the… Read more -
tania posted an update 6 years ago
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row.… Read more
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Haaaaa thrifty couple…..
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘
‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’
‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape,… Read more-
Boulder holders and flopperstoppers….lol…
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?”
“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that… Read more
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Haaaa the Black stuff has a lot to answer for…..
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