He already looks a lot like me and when he gets a bit tired he dribbles too.

Come near this window – I dare you.

Whaaaaaaatttttttt you just got off a plane from China, and you just sneezed on me

Yes i’m sure it feels better out than in, but dear god what crawled up your butt and died?

Does my bum look big in this?

Dont laugh!   its the latest coiffure styling at my Doggie Beauty Parlor – its Bouffant Bum straight from Paris! Woof!

EXPELLIAMUS!!!!………………Bugger, worked for Harry Potter.

Look — just squeeze your head down a little further – the darned mouse is around the bend — I will be here to help you!

Now , if I can just reach the flush handle with my other paw – – – – – –

It just fell off the countertop and I tried to save it!

Why are you so cross  , I though this was my new toy !

Bloody ‘ell , it’s dark in here !

What’s that word I’m looking for?  Yeah! I got it………SHIT!!!!!!!!!