If Mum starts showing this picture about with me in this wolf costume I’m gonna put her in the worst care home I can find.

Dont look now — but I think I am being stalked!!!!!

That was DISGUSTING!

Come to me — let me show you a ‘good time’!

Killed it!  Time for a rest.

Its been a hard day’s work – I am floored!

Yeah, but walkies are my time to have fun. And I sure did!

They said mud clears fleas!!!

…………..and this picture shows me and my little human exploring the lawn.

Monkey see – kid do!!

I’ve got it by the tail.

Mouse ? Of COURSE it’s a mouse !

But you locked me in and you went away and I got frightened and I wanted out and I cried and cried and you didn’t come so I chewed the door off.

Think an old wooden door can keep me in?  Remember – you named me ‘Houdinii’!!

Don’t tell the cat but……….

This is our secret, okay!

OH! It’s a hat. I thought the light shade had fallen on you.

My — I am a beautiful beast!