Oh calm down! It’s only a little poo!

WALKIES!!! how much longer do I have to wait???

You can’t escape me, sweet little mouse !

I can see you!

GR, silly brat ! Where is his mother? I’ve never missed her so.

Not the ears you evil child!

Well you said you’d got more bog roll than you can ever use, so……………………

OMG Buster, if only you knew how precious these are!

Okay, okay that’s enough!

Anybody got a comb?

What’s your problem, this is the latest fashion hairdo?

That hair gel is very tasty.

Keep smiling honey, keep smiling!

Drop it!!!  after all the trouble I went to!  You gotta be kidding!

Yes I have him by the scruff. How do you restrain your children?

And they put you in there with all that water??!

I hate water, but if it’ll shift that stench that’s following you about I’m all for you going in there.

Hey, kid — I’m the cute one here – the photo op!

You don’t tell them I missed the litter tray and I promise not to scratch your eyes out next time you grab my tail.