Bull one human nil !

What scared you so, sonny?  must have been a ‘hair-raising’ experience!

Tell me who did this to you and me and the Hells Grannies will get ’em for you.

This is my version of ‘Stray Cat Blues’.

One last fag then I’ll think about giving up

They said smoking was bad for my health but I proved ’em wrong !

….and tomorrow we’re going to re-enact the last flight of the Hindenburg………….if we survive this.

Help save the planet from global warming  – use people power not petrol.

No, I don’t like them……..or anyone else for that matter.

I’m definitely Billynomates !

First they moaned about lamb now it’s milks turn !

Bessie the cow sees off the riot police in her protest demanding the right to graze in the veg counter at the supermarket.

Give it a robust licking to tenderise the meat.

MUM!!!!!!!! He’s tasting me again!