PollyPie
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I had to argue with Mike a few days ago. . . he told me Willie Nelson was dead. I told him if Willie Nelson died I would surly know it as I have loved Willie Nelson from the first time I ever heard him sing. He said it had to be true because Bobby told him. I told him he needs to stop believing things just because someone says it’s so. We…
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AGING:
I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
Oh, my God, what can I do.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
My mood is bad, which makes me mad.
My body’s drooping, have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years Can Kiss My A**
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And mine too!!!😒
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After 45 years of marriage, a couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
“Marion…Marion…”
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s…
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