Your grandad and I like REALLY strong coffee.

One of coffee and 2 of Bovril. That’ll teach the old fart to call me names.

That swine of a landlord is increasing the rent by a penny a week.

It says that lump in the back field isn’t natural. It’s an ancient burial mound and now we’re not allowed to plough the field!

LOVE is not only for the young.

If I’m not allowed under it with you, can you at least hold it yourself?

‘Now you look here! I will eat what I like, when I like and at my own speed’!!!

Precocious princess in practise.

Don’t kill the ant , just shake it off !

Dog:- It’s hot! Where’s my water bowl?

The neighbours will be SO jealous !

Yes, we are the first on our street to get a TV. And yes, we know we can only get one channel for 5 hours a day so far.

Love it.