I wonder where he got a head like that, my head doesn’t turn all the way around.

But I didn’t know it would hurt if I bit your ankle!!! My youngest daughter was ankle biter who walked at 4 months and ran at 6 months. I did not have a cage for her so I had to chase her or amuse her.

Where’s my bottle !

LOL

R2D2 prototype

That kid’s never around when I want the handle turning !

…and another good way to blow the skinny tart’s tiny mind is to…..

Oh my GAWD , I’ve gained nearly half a stone.

Frog:- Well you see, I’m a little bit concerned because this princess that I’m supposed to meet has been reading the original Grimm’s Fairy Tales and in those she doesn’t kiss the frog to turn him into a handsome prince, she chucks him as hard as she can against the nearest wall!

Take a chance fairy and give us a kiss !

I really do think it would be so much better for you if you just LET HIM GO!

Have you got a permit to fish on my pond ? – if not promptly pi*s off !

Just look at that daft sod splashing about in the rain.

Don’t worry about him , he likes water.