Look Mum! It’s King Wencesthingy

Let’s have an open fire he said , it’ll be really cosy he said – Stupid prat !

There comes a time when you have to upgrade from reindeer.

All aboard the bankruptcy express !

Hey look! It’s that bully from school. If we shove this down the hill we might just get him.

A wrecking ball with compassion – it will cool your pain as it breaks your leg !

It’s got my name on it so I’m opening it.

BONE’S bone’s , I just KNOW it’s BONE’S !

He can have the mince pies and the reindeer can have the carrots, but when they drink all the water out of my bowl that’s a step too far!

Now he’s gone , I’ll go and see what edibles he’s left in the kitchen !

ESPECIALLY number 5 on the list ! 🥴

Number 10 gives me trouble, but if I wait a minute, I find something to do in that room. LOL It is true but funny.

LOL