….and then the cat threw it at me..and it’s not my fault…honest!

There is nothing wrong with our botox, it looks so natural

What over affectionate Nanas look like to a newborn baby.

Cheaper than hearing aids.

A couple of happy Easter bunnies.

Too much catnip! Too much catnip!

I am the reincarnation of Vincent Van Gogh!

Why are you asking me to send money, I have known you on Senior Chatters for a whole week now since I gave you my phone number, I didnt think you were a scammer 😉

You have reached Murder Incorporated. For a bullet in the head – press 1, for torture – press 2, for dismemberment –

We got this

And after six glasses each……………..

Unfortunately some of my music on MiniDiscs is stored on the floor in a recess under the cabinet so I frequently realise it, and usually plan ahead before I even start to get down on all fours!! 😄