A totally new version of ‘strap-hanging’.

I was just saying. No need to strap my mouth shut!

just hanging cool!

Just don’t ask !

This one is ALL yours.

Which one’s mine then?

Ok , I’m going to ask the question everyone wants answered – how do you wipe your bu*s ?

No! no! not on hair please!

I really think you ought to get your claws trimmed.

If its all the same to you, I think I will walk thanks

I don’t know about you Rover but this is NOT what I had in mind when our humans said “let’s go out for a walk”.