I’m beginning to suspect I’ve got the wrong day and time to be here.

She ought to be on top of a Christmas tree and he should be swimming in the sea.

Picture taken 10 minutes before child services removed the kids into protective custody and RSPCA siezed the sea lion for animal cruelty offences.

I always said football was enough to send me to sleep – Oh no that’s booze !

Red scarf. Everyone laughing. Yup! He’s a Patrick Thistle supporter.

Yummy yummy , that’s for my tummy.

OH COME ONNN!!!! How do I get that out of that damned plastic ball?????

A kaleidoscope of colours.

This is my best side!

Oh dear Lord , please don’t let them look sideways.

First dog:- He thinks we don’t know he’s there.
Second dog:- Let him sweat a bit longer, then we’ll chase him out of our garden.

Timed out !

Never understood the need for 40 pounds of padding and a helmet just to play rugby.

Peek – A- Boo , I’m your worst nightmare.

I am the God of Hellfire!