Come on then , if you think you’re hard enough.

If my dog don’t take your evil life, you can bet my crocodile will.
(Apologies to Frankie Laine)

🎶 A L O N G and winding road leads to your door.🎶

How the hell do I get a 40′ trailer down THAT?

This is MY road and I’m staying on it.

Go round!

This forest is definitely a bit scarey.

…….and she walked into the mists of faerie, never to be seen again.

Hey kid what ya doing in there ?

Ya think you’re so high – class dontcha , just cause ya got a bigger log.

Sit still kids. If this log starts rolling, we’re all in the drink.

Put that eggplant back in my basket you thief.

Mine! Gerroff!

Looks lovely 🙂