Too many of those pal and you’ll loose your waistline.

An apple a day keeps the vet away , so would you like one ?

I’m a carnivore. Why would I want an apple?

Gotta make sure this lippy’s ok.

Please tell me that’s not a cold sore.

Weeeeeeeh – – – –

Up, up and away…..

I know that debit card receipt is in here SOMEWHERE !

I hate that manager. This is only 4 pence out and i have to find where.

Look Ma , no hands !

OMG you need access to my computer to fix the problem?? Now….where on
earth did I put it??? Can you hold on a minute?