Now there’s a thought. And the medical treatment is probably better than on the outside too.

Whoever advised me to swap my broom for these damn ski’s was obviously on the side of the good guys !

YeeeHaaaa!

Nothing like a race to work for clearing away the cobwebs first thing in the morning.

The bridge is falling! The bridge is falling!

Couldn’t we have just gone for a quiet coffee on our first date ?

NO!!!! I’m NOT going over that in any bloody barrel!

I always catch fourty winks whilst the other half goes shopping.

This air pollution is killing me

What’s the problem , haven’t you ever seen the special stork delivery service before ?

Hope they catch you kid, because this is going to be a high drop.