You’re very cute but, if I don’t see a flower soon, it’s the compost heap for you.

You’re what? Oh Triffid? OK.

I think I’ll break into a trot, that’ll wake her up !

I don’t mind girls on my back but this one’s got her bum hanging out of those chaps.

What do you reckon Maude ? Shall we pretend to fall over ?

Oh look, it’s a little wiggly worm !

I asked for chocolate pudding and what does she give me? A bloody apple!

Gawd, it’s the Grinch !

Stood like that it’s just asking for a good hefty kick.

Couldn’t resist this one – Awwww!

He’s softer than the pillows

Very clever.

🤣

Obviously not. 🤣

I really do hope there are no more piercings.

Going to the store to get some Wd-40 now 🤣

There is no such thing as “just” a dog.

My Darby is “the baby” and he knows it. lol