She’s not coming , she’s stood me up !

Did she say Rose and Crown or did she say Duke’s Head?

Why , oh why , did I have that last whisky last night ? !

What?…..Oh cup….yeah….in the cup……right.

I’m getting too damn old for all this caper !

Slightly less than super man

Come back here , if I fail in guard dog duty I’ll never hear the last of it.

Oh I do hope that nappy doesn’t come off.

One more little move and I’ll ‘ave ya mousey.

I know it’s up there somewhere.