Where the hell is the wife when you need her ?

I’m one cool dawg dude !

Flowers and sunglasses? What about a life jacket you idiot?

LOL!!!!

LOL!! Funilly enough —- Me TOO!!

You don’t get many of these to the pound !

The original cabbage patch doll was modelled on me…..

Happy families.

And the little one said roll over…..

Bloody ‘ell ! !

Now that’s what you call a nightmare…….

We’d better watch out Fred when we’re walking home , Gladys is on the rampage again.

Looks like her pick me up tonic has kicked in

Caught in the act – or NOT !

The next picture shows her pulling out a pruning knife and cutting the hammock ropes.

If you stop wriggling junior it’ll be over quicker.

Oh what dirty ears – we could grow spuds in there !