Lovely picture.

You are right, it is the perfect cup. Yes, the poor farmers, will they recover from this long drought, that is the question.

Don’t just stand there like a stuffed dummy , give me a helping hand.

No way! I’m as drunk as you are girl. If I bend over I’ll be down there beside you.

If that blasted bride doesn’t arrive soon I’m leaving.

What do you mean “He called my daughter a slapper” and left.

If mum reads this – – – – –

…….and I’m sure Mummy fancies that new milkman….

Good job I know the way home because he’s nodded off.

It’s OK for you. I don’t have a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes.

Yes , if you keep still I’ll measure teddy too.

I can reach the door handles, but when will I be big enough to reach the light switches?