foreveryoung2
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No, there’s no point asking your dad. He can’t calculate his winnings on a 2:1 bet let alone differential calculus.
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“The lazy, hazy days of summer….”
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Thought of both parents:- I’m sure it’s his/her turn.
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I got up last time, it’s HIS turn now !
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….and when i grow up i’m going to drive a monster truck.
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Let’s see anyone try to back into me now !
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I HATE sprouts!
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It’s not fair that I have to eat this horrible food before I can have a piece of that yummy cake !
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Another five minutes should deal with the hot flush.
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OMG it is soooo hot today !
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My local barber got arrested for drugs.
I’ve been going to him for years. I never knew he was a barber. -
A man walks into a barber shop and tells the barber that he has never had a tight shave on his cheeks.
“No problem,” says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from the drawer. “Put this ball in your mouth and hold it between your gums and your cheek.”
The man complies and gets the finest shave ever. He then asks, “But what if I… Read more -
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