I MUST try that!

I just KNOW  she’s gonna say I’ve forgotten something. 

I can’t get toilet roll anywhere

I’m a cat and this means I can sit wherever the hell I like !

You won’t find any fish in there .I’ve looked already

This will teach you to laugh at my curlers !

This is being silly Fred, but I’m having so much fun!

We can really enjoy our second youth now because we’re rich. 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Gladys , we’ve only gone and won the fri***ng lottery !  

Social distancing rules relaxed for rural villages