That’s it puny human. Just a little bit closer.

Worry not, dear viewer. This picture has been rotated through 90 degrees.

Screaming blue murder in three….two…..

Are you sure this is going to make me look all grown up  ?

Will you please get off by dose?

I CANNOT believe this is happening to me.

Are we lost Mum? Mum? Are we? Are we? Lost?

Ok troops , left right left right quick march. 

She’s not much of a Mum is she? I mean she just steps over these rocks, and leaves us to scratch our bellies raw clambering past.

Exercise is good for you they said  , you’re a little chunky they said !