Heheheheh! Stupid dog just walked straight by me.

Cat napping !

I don’t care what your name is. Get the hell out of my kitchen area!

What the hell IS that ?

Cat:- Never mind Neil, spring’s coming and the snow will soon be gone.

Horse:- It’s all very well for you. I have to carry this lump. She claims to be 7 1/2 stone. More like 9 if you ask me.

RACE ya ! !

Don’t worry lads. My Mum says you’re all safe here at the sanctuary.

You’re nice and soft but I’m not too sure about your smell.

Stop running to mummy you big sissy.

Come on kids , you can do it.

It’s a boring old life. Eat, sleep, bonk. Bonk sleep eat. Eat bonk, sleep. Did I mention bonk?

You’ve heard of falling asleep on a clothesline , well – – – –   

Yeah, OK I didn’t stay put, but this is  just a tad extreme don’t you think?

I only wanted a drink !