So i was rummaging in the back of an old wardrobe when I found a strange door and…………………

Actually it wasn’t supposed to be a slit skirt, but I’ve put on a bit of weight recently.

Life in the old dogs yet !

What’s that godawful smell?

A very novel way of keeping one’s place in the queue. 

Hell’s Grannies are coming to get you!

Mad old maid on a motorbike. 

Na na na na na!!!

Yah sucks to you !

Don’t worry. We’ve ridden bigger waves than that.

I think we’re going the wrong way mate cause the sea is behind us.