yep

Thought exactly that myself on several occasions.

Not many pedestrians around here otherwise there would have been complaints to the council.

I had a Lada Riva just like that years ago. It takes about 6 months from new for them to rust like that.

With hair and dirty habits like that I’m glad we ain’t related !

What ? Seats are for sitting on  – right ?

Leave me alone. I’m comfy.

Yep , it’s definitely time for a lip lift !

….and with these I can blow a deafening raspberry.

Come on you’re late!.. Where’s my breakfast

I’m here , get the porridge on.

Weeeeeh !

Phoning social services to report an unfit parent.