Nice ass. Shame about the misogynistic attitude. 

I knew it , hubby would look a total twit in these.

Go away! I’m comfortable.

Definitely a duel purpose dinner plate.

Just nipping out for another case of bread and butter?

Living the good life.

Hold still! I’ve nearly got it.

Hurry up before someone spots us.

Stop quacking and have a little snooze. 

I’ll look after you till your Mummy comes back.

His teeth are as good as mine but you should smell his breath. 

we are mates !

Oy , you dripped that on me.

Careful, child ! Don’t you know that I hate water !