One is never too young to have a laptop. 

What a hoot!!!!!

What ? ! I gotta sit somewhere while I wait for my washing. 

Hung Out to Dry!

He’s got a very big beak sis.

Quoth the raven “Get yer stinky socks off the book!”

Bad hair day ? I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

“Shampoo and set” she said. “Make you look great” she said. When I get a hold of her!!!!!!!!!!

Learning my scales is very tiring. 

Next stop my banana stall.

A Banana a Day keeps the Doctor at Bay — should be alright through the winter flu season!