You can have this carrot bunny , I much prefer a bone.

A deal ! The carrot is yours if you help me make a mess in the kitchen so that they will think it’s the cat, ha ha !

A variation on the donkey and the carrot. 

Stop it, silly brother ! Stop torturing this poor dog !

We have the right to speak out. Without our votes you wouldn’t be in office. 

Yes, Mabel, we know he’s a politician and he’s telling lies, but you’re STILL not allowed to slit his throat!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity , all you have to do – – – – – – 

If he lights that stinking thing in here I’m going to ram my hat pin through his left eyeball!!!!!!!!

Go and play with someone your own age.

You’ll have to buy this now !

Dog:- Get two! I want one as well.

Oy , you at the front , straighten up. 

All aboard  !

Dog:- Next time it comes around I’m having it!