OMG !  I have just seen a spider !

Please son, don’t tell anybody that I got this fish in the fish shop!

Don’t tell the wife you caught ’em or I’ll never hear the last of it.

Oh, I was so happy when I was the only child !

If he keeps this up I’m gonna let him crawl out in the road when the next truck comes past.

Please listen to me ! Never accept any sweet from a stranger !

I have told you and told you! Cursing your little school friends with spots or boils is acceptable, but plague is over the top!

Romeo and Juliet – feline version!

For you I would do anything, even fly, just ask me !

You see, sister, now I am the man of the house.

We have about another three loads to haul up before we’re finished.

LOL – and so topical!!