I’m coming to get you!

Bugger off you ruddy rodent !

Your wonderful husband’s a cheapskate lady. This is glass.

Hurry up before my lover realises what I’m up to.

Now which box is the gun in?

Thank god he doesn’t have to declare this lot until next year.

Can you please get me out of the sun? I have very fair skin and i burn easily.

You look nice , can I come and live in your pond ?

Out in the open. Warm. Comfy. Cuddly toy. Bliss!

I’m just keeping his seat warm till he gets back from the hunt. 

Do you mind kid? I’m trying to sleep here!

Oh dear gawd , what a row.

You can pretty much guarantee his first word will be a swear word if he’s starting off like that.

Bubble gum kid in practice !