I don’t care if you are only five speeding is against the law.

So….that’s no licence, no insurance,,,,,,,, and dear god what’s that smell????

Please come back , I just want to play. 

Now why would I want to do it in the woods when you have a perfectly good toilet here?

I’m cock of this walk pal and don’t you forget it.

Dog? I see no dog!

You lot can’t stop me so there !

I really don’t care who the hell you are. Where’s my doll?

You’ll REALLY like vegetables they said – – – – – –

You said this was catnip! You lied!

You’ve heard of ‘walking on water’ ?  Well – – – 

Another good way to commit suicide is ………….

Hi guys , did ya bring any buns ?

Oh yes !

I don’t normally like Baileys, but that could be…….interesting.