What I am going to tell you is top secret !

No child. I am not a duck!

Hmmmm, an unexpected delight !

I’m having this!

Yes, it may look nice, but the fleas are murder.

Oh look , a bottlebrush plant !

He, he, my ancestors lived on Mount Everest.

Try this, pathetic human

Beautiful environment just for me !

A place in the sun.

You’re a bit too friendly !

You’re supposed to be on my back, not my head!

Have you tried pushing the reset button on the back of the oojit?

None from me!  my blond brain is completely confuddled!!😧