Keep still for one more second , I’ve nearly got it.

I can’t find the thorn, sorry we’ll have to visit the vet !

Listen pup , I’m cock of the walk , WALK being the operative word !

Get off me, I’m not a horse!

Mary say’s – “Stay there little lamb , I’ll come back and see you again tomorrow.”

Sorry, little lamb, must go as I have an appointment.

Don’t be mean to those boy’s , their not as clever as us.

Don’t pay attention to those boys, they are stupid males.

If you don’t  groom me right now , I’m going to scratch this chair to pieces !

I know….I am purrrfect!

Pinched, Forever!!