He comes in at this time every Saturday and no-one’s had the guts to refuse him service.

I’ve had 8 pints, and I still don’t fancy you,.

THIS is what you call a bunch

Do I like grapes? Whatever gave me away?

I am a Screech Owl and even I don’t make a horrible noise like that! 

I dont give a hoot for your musical talent – this is my patch – clear off!

I’m going to the TV station to murder that daft bimbo of a forecast girl who said “bright sunshine”!

You’ve heard of ‘Singing in the rain’ – Well – – – –

Healthy eating be damned! Where are the biscuits?

OK, so I’m safe from the rain, but I kinda worry about other traffic as I can’t see out.

Ultimate Umbrellas !

Who’s a foxy little lady then?

At the end of our date , do you fancy DINNER ! !

Cat:- Roundabout! ROUNDABOUT! Slow down you maniac!

Do ya see that mutt in the road ? – Let’s get him !