Thank you forever…. happy new year

Happy New Year to you Forever

Looks idyllic, but because she’s an evil little cow no-one has told her about the huge salt water croc who lives there. 

It’s coming to get ya !

I hope Santa doesn’t think I’ve been greedy with my list.

Too late, child, Santa Claus is on his way to the North pole!

Get yer paw out of my eye!

Love you mum.

No! I’ve no idea who he is but he’s been stood out there for the last week.

I KNOW I told you not to talk to strangers but once the sun comes up that one will be gone.

I know I’m used to snow but this is bloody ridiculous !

I should have stayed at home, I’m too old for travelling!

I know we’re considered to be part of the furniture in this mausoleum Felicity , but this really is beyond the pale !

I have heard that soon we are transferred to Madame Tussaud.