Definitely off piste !

Proud parents.

We see you! We hear you! You cannot get away!

HOW much ? !

The amount I paid for those diet pills and they are USELESS!!!!!

Mistress of all I survey.

Yes, the stories are true. She IS a witch. How do I know? I was the gardener until last week when I dug up her prize rose.

Damn it , I’m too old for all this malarkey ! 

Two dislocated shoulders in three….two….

She’s gone berserk with the credit card AGAIN !

Oh come ON!!!!!

Let’s get in there and give it a good pecking before it wakes up.

Don’t worry, Bertha, he’s so damned fat he can’t catch us.