A Poem for oldies

I remember the cheese of my childhood

and the bread that we cut with a knife.

When the children helped with the housework,

and the men went to work, not the wife.

The cheese never needed a fridge

and the bread was so crusty and hot.

The children were seldom unhappy

and the wife was content with her lot.

I remember the milk from…

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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR PEOPLE OVER 50

#1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing

you off.

#4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots

that needs work.

#5 – The biggest lie you tell…

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A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, ‘My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I’m as nervous as a cat.’

‘Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?’ asked the collie.

‘I can’t,’ replied the poodle. ‘I’m not allowed on the couch.’