OK , I know I look daft but it was the only way for us both to fit in the photo !

Dear god!!! What did you roll in lad?

Hurry up horse , it’s past my bone time !

You’re coming back to the stables and then you’re going to tell us which ditch you dumped your rider in!

Who do you reckon can run fastest IF it turns round ? !

Don’t be silly. I don’t have to outrun the reptile. I just have to outrun you.

The kid ain’t too impressed !

Heard that joke before but still makes me laugh!