Red Dog:- OH calm down you idiot. She’s a cow!

Don’t be so daft, she’d take your eye’s out !

Dog:- Yes, yes, it’s very pretty, but it freezes my little feet….not to mention other bits.

I want that sweater, now!

Couldn’t you have warmed that thermometer up a bit first?

He said WHAT ? !

Now THAT’s a throne.

Dont fancy cleaning that!

Jesus! Calm down. You only said I couldn’t get on the couch!

There are better ways to warm your bum!

Oh yes 😳